Friday, October 05, 2007

Rant: Annoying Things

First off: how hard is it to use your damned turn signals? To paraphrase the movie "Shoot 'Em Up," you literally have to move your hand a few inches in order to warn all other drivers that you are about to merge into another lane or turn into a side street. Are you really that lazy that you can't spare the energy to move your hand a few inches? No, it is more likely that you are self-important pricks who think that the rules of the road don't apply to you. I hope that you drive into a concrete divider and have your hand severed from impact and that you bleed out in the ER with your loved ones watching and weeping.

Second: Is it really too much to ask for people not to talk about their families/children to coworkers who obviously have not a single iota of interest about how well Timmy is doing in soccer camp? Seriously, I don't care about your family, and I don't want you to know about my family. I wish horrible things to happen to you and for your family members to tell others about the misfortunes you have been subjected to.

Third: Can't you stop using steroids, athletes? Come on, you're going to get caught. Just be mediocre. Marion Jones, I hope you get untreatable cancer.

Fourth: Racism still alive. More incidents of hate, including the boy held down and having KKK and swatstikas drawn on him by white students as well as the coast guard noose incident. These things have got to stop. White people, just quit it. If you really hate black people, go up to some black people, one-on-one, and say that shitty things you want to say. Then fight, duke it out, don't use this mob mentality, this slinking around, the idiotic, backwoods bullshit. Black people, organize, end this shit. I hope the white kids who drew the KKK things in marker get the death penalty. I want to see the weeping tears of the white kids' mothers and I hope we laugh at their inbred asses.



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