Sunday, July 23, 2006

A fair is a veritable smorgasbord

ArtScape...

When introducing the band, jazz up boring names...instead of "on sultry sax, give it up for Kevin," say something like "on sax, give it up for Sexy Teeth Kevin Mac-Daddy-O."

When progressing in the middle of a crowded walkway, try not to be obese, as it slows down the movement of all your peers caught behind you.

Chicken on a stick, or anything on a stick for that matter, is good. Chicken sans stick, strangely, not so good.

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