Thursday, September 20, 2007

Worst of the Best of Baltimore 2007: Part Three - Best Restaurant Makeover, Essential

Joe Squared. Seriously?

See my review of Joe Squared from 2006. This is a horrible horrible place. Repeated attempts to eat here have been rebuffed with awful pies, "I don't give a fuck if you like it" attitude, and just plain contempt. How do you undercook fried mushrooms?!!

This is a hipster dive where people come to drink and be cool. This is not a restaurant. Never has, never will, until new ownership gets rid of that "well, I might cook you a pie, and I might not, and you'll like it" attitude. Simply atrocious...I hope you're getting tons of free Natty Bohs, writers of this schlock, because you just drummed up more business for the "Restaurant Most Deserving of a Tractor Trailor Running Into It" award from Standard"grumpy"Chuck.

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

When was the last time you tried it? The new chef, who has been there the past 8 months, is excellent. Have you ever eaten in, the pizzas much better in house.